I found this photo-album of pictures of children who are terrified by Santa. Santa is a little bit creepy, don’t you think? The weird thing is, I don’t find the more traditional, European “St. Nicholas” images of Santa as scary…those just look like an elderly priest handing out presents…but the more neon-red and elf-like santa becomes…the scarrier he gets. Here’s the link to the entire collection of photos:
http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1
Some of those Santas are really scary. Like the ones who look like, minutes before they were shoved into the Santa costume, they were sleeping on the street, drinking cheap wine out of a paper bag. Or the ones who look like Chester Molester.
the ones who look like chester the molester need to stop carrying that big red bag and a copies of porno mags, cuz dirty santa is just bad news.